The festive season is truly upon us. While watching some reality T.V. last night I came across a programme featuring groups of people singing Christmas carols enthusiastically, if not entirely harmoniously…. Occasionally it was difficult to tell if the original was being sung or not. This inspired (to stretch this word to its limits) me to write a Helpdesk Christmas carol, apologies in advance for shameless self-promotion and questionable rhyming!
Here comes Santa Claus,
Here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Pullin’ on the reins.
Bells are ringin’, children singin’,
All is merry and bright.
So hang your stockings and say your prayers,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes the Helpdesk,
Here comes the Helpdesk,
Write down our domain!
We’ve been in China all this time,
Just memorise our name.
Experts advising, Helpdesk guiding,
All with great insights.
Give us a call at anytime
To protect your I. P. Rights
Here comes Santa Claus,
Here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane,
He’s got a bag that’s filled with toys
For boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
‘Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes the Helpdesk,
Here comes the Helpdesk,
Write down our domain!
We’ve got a site that’s filled with guides
For S. M. Es again.
E. L. Ms will come to all
If you just follow the link.
So let’s give thanks it’s Christmas time,
From the Helpdesk with a wink 😉
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all from the Helpdesk!